Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
