the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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