Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You made out with two different species that night
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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