we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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