i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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