Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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