Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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