I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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