Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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