PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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