so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
