Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
