Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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