What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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