Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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