found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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