My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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