Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I need to stop coming to work sober
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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