he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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