Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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