I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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