I can't watch pbs sober anymore
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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