I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
