can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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