This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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