i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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