I don't think brook has ever known best
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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