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I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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