I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
