I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
P.S. I can't hear my feet
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
porn star boner night. come get it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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