last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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