Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Randomize
