I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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