I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
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he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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