I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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