I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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