You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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