watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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