Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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