32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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