Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.