Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

Did I miss anything?

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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.

(914): View more from New York

so we also did drugs

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(850): View more from Florida

My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

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6 min

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(831): View more from California

It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i have to get rid of the hedgehog.

(765): View more from Indiana

Does it come with a cage?

(201): View more from New Jersey

yes. and food and toys.

(765): View more from Indiana

i'll trade you an 8th for it

(201): View more from New Jersey

deal.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach

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(443): View more from Maryland

I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him

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(760): View more from California

He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.

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