I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.