cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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