Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.