it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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