We're like a lot better than the average bears
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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