Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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