Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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