i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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