When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
pray to the hookup gods
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?