Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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I will pee on everything he values.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner