Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?