please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.