Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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