yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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