Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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