i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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