it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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