I want to make a zoo with you.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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