Ambien. No doubt about it.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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